| JOKE |
ANSWER |
Why won't the ghost go into the next room?
Tory-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Because it was the living room!
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What is a ducks favortie food?
Madison-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Quackers!
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What is a snowmans favorite cereal?
Bridgett-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Frosted flakes!
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What do you call cheese that is not yours??
Faith-12-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Nacho cheese!
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What goes around the world but stays in one corner?
Breana-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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A stamp.
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Why dont ducks tell jokes while they are flying?
Cadence-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Because they would quack up!
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What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
Samantha-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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A "pouch" potato!
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What's cleverer then a talking cat?
Shanae-12-CANADA
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A spelling-bee.
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What is a plants favorite drink?
Madelynn-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Rootbeer!
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Why did the ruler wear a shoe?
Taren-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Because its a foot!
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I appear once in a moment, twice in a minute, but never in a thousand years. What am I?
Amy-10-UNITED KINGDOM
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The letter "m"!
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What is an alien's favourite key on a keyboard?
Aimee-11-UNITED KINGDOM
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The spacebar!
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