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Why do fish live in salt water?
Adella-11-AUSTRALIA
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Because pepper makes them sneeze!
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If a buttercup is yellow, then what color is a hiccup?
Adella-11-AUSTRALIA
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Burple!
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Why didn't the audience like the coin's joke?
Daniel-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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It didn't make any cents!
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What do you call a singing sheep?
Karolina-10-NEW ZEALAND
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Lady Baa Baa
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What do you call a cow after a earthquake?
Esther-8-CHINA
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A milkshake
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What did the pig do when he found out that another pig stole something?
Yasmeen-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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He squealed!
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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
Yasmeen-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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A milk shake!
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What did the stone say to the other stone at the concert?
Daniel-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Rock on!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?
Jordan-7-UNITED KINGDOM
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Oinkment!
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Why does footballers never get invited to dinner?
Laura-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Because they dribble!
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Why is a cook so mean?
Kaylee-12-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Beacuse he whips the cream and beats the eggs!
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What ice-cream flavor do monsters like most?
Roky-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Eye-scream!
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