| JOKE |
ANSWER |
Why did the dog bring toilet paper to the party?
Holly-14-AUSTRALIA
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Because he was a party pooper?
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Why couldn't the pony sing?
Christina-7-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Because it was a little hoarse.
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What Kind Of Jam Cant You Eat?
Kelly-11-UNITED KINGDOM
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A Traffic-Jam!
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I appear twice in a moment, once in a minute but never in a thousand years. What am I?
Zeinab-10-AUSTRALIA
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The letter "m".
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What did the fish say to the fisherman?
Suzy-12-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Drop me a line!
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What did one electron say to the other when they touched?
Jeremy-13-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Ouch! Static electricity hurts!
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What do you need to cure lemons?
Galvin-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Lemon-Aid!
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What's a vampire's favorite holiday?
Tessa-8-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Fangs-giving!
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What did on bicycle wheel say to the other?
Devan-13-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Was it you who spoke to me?
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Where do cats keep there money?
Phoebe-7-UNITED KINGDOM
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In there purr-ses!
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Why did the one handed man cross the road?
Alexandra-10-AUSTRALIA
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To get to the second hand shop!
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What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
Samantha-12-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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"This one will sleigh you!"
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