| JOKE |
ANSWER |
Why won't the ghost go into the next room? Tory-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
Because it was the living room! |
What is a ducks favortie food? Madison-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
Quackers! |
What is a snowmans favorite cereal? Bridgett-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
Frosted flakes! |
What do you call cheese that is not yours?? Faith-12-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
Nacho cheese! |
What goes around the world but stays in one corner? Breana-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
A stamp. |
Why dont ducks tell jokes while they are flying? Cadence-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
Because they would quack up! |
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? Samantha-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
A "pouch" potato! |
What's cleverer then a talking cat? Shanae-12-CANADA |
A spelling-bee. |
What is a plants favorite drink? Madelynn-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
Rootbeer! |
Why did the ruler wear a shoe? Taren-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
Because its a foot! |
I appear once in a moment, twice in a minute, but never in a thousand years. What am I? Amy-10-UNITED KINGDOM |
The letter "m"! |
What is an alien's favourite key on a keyboard? Aimee-11-UNITED KINGDOM |
The spacebar! |