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Need a good joke to tell a friend? You probably won't find one here.
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All jokes here have been submitted by kids and are safe and kid-friendly.

JOKE ANSWER

Why do fish live in salt water?
Adella-11-AUSTRALIA
 

Because pepper makes them sneeze!
 

If a buttercup is yellow, then what color is a hiccup?
Adella-11-AUSTRALIA
 

Burple!
 

Why didn't the audience like the coin's joke?
Daniel-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
 

It didn't make any cents!
 

What do you call a singing sheep?
Karolina-10-NEW ZEALAND
 

Lady Baa Baa
 

What do you call a cow after a earthquake?
Esther-8-CHINA
 

A milkshake
 

What did the pig do when he found out that another pig stole something?
Yasmeen-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
 

He squealed!
 

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
Yasmeen-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
 

A milk shake!
 

What did the stone say to the other stone at the concert?
Daniel-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
 

Rock on!
 

What do you give a pig with a rash?
Jordan-7-UNITED KINGDOM
 

Oinkment!
 

Why does footballers never get invited to dinner?
Laura-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
 

Because they dribble!
 

Why is a cook so mean?
Kaylee-12-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
 

Beacuse he whips the cream and beats the eggs!
 

What ice-cream flavor do monsters like most?
Roky-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
 

Eye-scream!
 

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