| JOKE |
ANSWER |
Why did the dog bring toilet paper to the party? Holly-14-AUSTRALIA |
Because he was a party pooper? |
Why couldn't the pony sing? Christina-7-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
Because it was a little hoarse. |
What Kind Of Jam Cant You Eat? Kelly-11-UNITED KINGDOM |
A Traffic-Jam! |
I appear twice in a moment, once in a minute but never in a thousand years. What am I? Zeinab-10-AUSTRALIA |
The letter "m". |
What did the fish say to the fisherman? Suzy-12-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
Drop me a line! |
What did one electron say to the other when they touched? Jeremy-13-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
Ouch! Static electricity hurts! |
What do you need to cure lemons? Galvin-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
Lemon-Aid! |
What's a vampire's favorite holiday? Tessa-8-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
Fangs-giving! |
What did on bicycle wheel say to the other? Devan-13-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
Was it you who spoke to me? |
Where do cats keep there money? Phoebe-7-UNITED KINGDOM |
In there purr-ses! |
Why did the one handed man cross the road? Alexandra-10-AUSTRALIA |
To get to the second hand shop! |
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke? Samantha-12-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
"This one will sleigh you!" |