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ANSWER |
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Samantha-12-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Because every buck is dear to him!
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What do you say to a skeleton
going on a cruise?
Bridget-14-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Bone Voyage!
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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?
Bridget-14-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Ruff!
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What did the teddy bear say after the picnic?
Siovahn-11-AUSTRALIA
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I'm stuffed!
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
Morganne-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Beacause it was the chickens day off!
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What did the boy get after swallowing cocoons?
Eleanor-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Butterflies in his stomach!
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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie?
Angelina-8-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Beacause it was rated arr!
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Where do monkeys play?
Velma-9-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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The jungle gym!
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What does a mouse eat when he is sad?
Scotia-8-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Blue cheese!
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Why is the ocean so friendly?
Scotia-8-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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It waves!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?
Craig-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Oinkment!
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Whats the biggest pencil in the world?
Trey-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Pennslyvania!
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